The Narcissistic State of New Kyutopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Brother Q with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.951 billion Kyutopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyutopolis. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyutopian economy, worth 461 trillion Qredits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,699 Qredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, what goes down must come up, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kyutopia's national animal is the Cat Girl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neo-Dendro Church.

New Kyutopia is ranked 9,936^th in the world and 16^th in Eientei Gensokyo for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,594.12 pounds of wildlife per square mile.